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    • What qualifications do you need to be a road sweeper?
    • None.
    • You just pick it up as you go along!
     
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    • My hamster died today.......silly twat fell asleep at the wheel!!
     
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    Dirty cow !!

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    • What does the sign say above the nursery in a Muslim maternity ward?
    • "Live ammunition."
     
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    • I failed my biology exam today.
    • I was asked to name 2 things commonly found in cells.
    • Apparently, aboriginals and Lebanese rapists is not the correct answer.
     
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    • George Bush is visiting Algeria.
    • As part of his programme, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people.
    • "You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English.
    • I would very much prefer to talk to talk to you in your own language but, unfortunately, I was never any good at Algebra..."
     
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    • Four Muslim extremists have died in a car crash on the outskirts of Birmingham.
    • Police describe their condition as satisfactory.
     
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