Off Topic Jokes thread
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- After queueing up for almost half an hour in the chemist last week,
- I finally got to the counter and the woman looked at me and said, "I"m really sorry about your wait."
- In a rattled state, I replied, "you"re not so fcuking skinny yourself, actually."
- Premature ejaculation..the biggest compliment a man can pay a woman......and they fu*king moan about it!
- My wife and I are inseparable.
- The other night it took six policemen and two dogs to pull us apart
- I met a girl the other night who told me that when she gives blowjobs, she likes to keep a mint in her mouth.
- Well that"s refreshing, I thought.
Where there's a will........
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- Why do Americans have such large heads?
- So they have somewhere to put their big mouths.