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    • After queueing up for almost half an hour in the chemist last week,
    • I finally got to the counter and the woman looked at me and said, "I"m really sorry about your wait."
    • In a rattled state, I replied, "you"re not so fcuking skinny yourself, actually."
     
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    • Premature ejaculation..the biggest compliment a man can pay a woman......and they fu*king moan about it!
     
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    • My wife and I are inseparable.
    • The other night it took six policemen and two dogs to pull us apart
     
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    • I met a girl the other night who told me that when she gives blowjobs, she likes to keep a mint in her mouth.
    • Well that"s refreshing, I thought.
     
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    Where there's a will........

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    • Then there was that world famous Russian leper... Andropov.
     
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    • Why do Americans have such large heads?
    • So they have somewhere to put their big mouths.
     
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