A man walking along the beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The man said, “Build a bridge to France so I can drive over anytime I want.”The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the sea! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me.” The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says ‘nothing’s wrong,’ and how I can make a woman truly happy.” The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”
Got a phone call from my friend today , I said what you up to he said he was eating Alfresco. I spent 2 feckin' hours in the supermarket searching for alfresco and I just couldn't find any, can anyone help me out where i can get some ?
I hired a escort last week, and unsurprisingly I ended up getting f*cked. A wheel came off going down the M4.
