Off Topic Jokes thread
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Never mind Brexit ......
The whole of Manchester left Europe in 2 days.....
The whole of Manchester left Europe in 2 days.....
- My uncle died the other day.
- He was a deck chair attendant.
- Took the fcukers five attempts before they got him in the coffin.
- They"ve invented a new condom that cures premature ejaculation.
- It"s coated on the inside with anaesthtetic.
- The big advantage is that you can turn them inside out and have her up the wrong "un and not have to wake her up and listen to her complaining.
- "Do you know what rohypnol smells like?
- No? ...Can I buy you a drink?"
I’ve just written a short book about falling down a staircase.
It’s a step by step guide ....
It’s a step by step guide ....
- One day a black man is walking down the street when he sees an empty coke can and kicks it.
- A genie appears from the can and grants the man one wish.
- He replies, "i wanna be white and surrounded by pussy",
- so the genie turns him into a tampon.
- The moral of the story?
- You may get what you want, but it will always come with strings attached!
- Why is sex like the army?
- The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.