'Lucy in the sky with diamonds'
John Lennon - great musician, rubbish at Cluedo.
John Lennon - great musician, rubbish at Cluedo.
Off Topic Jokes thread
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- Two Gay men are in bed after having sex.
- One says to the other, "did that make your day?"
- The other answered, "no, but it did make my whole week"
- Two Surgeons are discussing their latest operations.
- One said " I took out a bloke's appendix this morning. It was very quick; snip, snip and Bob's your Uncle."
- The other Surgeon replied "I did a male/female sex change operation this morning.
- It was quick too. Snip, snip and Bob's your Aunty."
- I like David Beckham.
- Most of us have skeletons in our closet, but he takes his out in public.
- One of the big differences between American English and British English is that Americans tend to drop the letter "U" from certain words, like colour and honour.
- What a bnch of stpid fcking cnts.
- When I was a kid, I used to have an imaginary friend.
- I thought he went everywhere with me.
- I could talk to him and he could hear me, and he could grant me wishes and stuff too.
- But then I grew up, and stopped going to church.