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Government Confidence Vote

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Ayes to the right 5 hundred and threety eleven
Noes to the left Eleventy ten

The Ayes have it - Yay!

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Mexico has decided to pay for the wall...

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• What do you call a Chinese homo?
• Bum Sum Yungai.

 

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It was freezing outside so I asked Ethel my 79 year old neighbour if she needed anything from the shops.

She said she did so I gave her my list.

No point in us both going out in this weather.......

 

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The Williams Formula One team has completed its driver line-up for the new season.....

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The guy who stole my diary died last week.

My thoughts are with his family.

 

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The inventor of Strepsils has died.

He has requested no coffin at his funeral.....

 

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