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  1. devonFRATTONiser

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    Government Confidence Vote
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    Ayes to the right 5 hundred and threety eleven
    Noes to the left Eleventy ten

    The Ayes have it - Yay!

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    Mexico has decided to pay for the wall...

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    • What do you call a Chinese homo?
    • Bum Sum Yungai.
     
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    It was freezing outside so I asked Ethel my 79 year old neighbour if she needed anything from the shops.

    She said she did so I gave her my list.

    No point in us both going out in this weather.......
     
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    The Williams Formula One team has completed its driver line-up for the new season.....

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    The guy who stole my diary died last week.

    My thoughts are with his family.
     
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    The inventor of Strepsils has died.

    He has requested no coffin at his funeral.....
     
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