Nothing worse than, after sex, looking down and seeing that limp used condom hanging off your dick... Particularly when you weren"t wearing one when you started.
"Mummy, mummy, my best friend Jeremy has got a willy like a peanut!" "Do you mean it"s small?" "No, it"s salty!"
A survey shows that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife....
