Off Topic Jokes thread
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- Nothing worse than, after sex, looking down and seeing that limp used condom hanging off your dick...
- Particularly when you weren"t wearing one when you started.
- "Mummy, mummy, my best friend Jeremy has got a willy like a peanut!"
- "Do you mean it"s small?"
- "No, it"s salty!"
- A survey shows that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife....