Two Gay men are in bed after having sex. One says to the other, "did that make your day?" The other answered, "no, but it did make my whole week"
Two Surgeons are discussing their latest operations. One said " I took out a bloke's appendix this morning. It was very quick; snip, snip and Bob's your Uncle." The other Surgeon replied "I did a male/female sex change operation this morning. It was quick too. Snip, snip and Bob's your Aunty."
One of the big differences between American English and British English is that Americans tend to drop the letter "U" from certain words, like colour and honour. What a bnch of stpid fcking cnts.
When I was a kid, I used to have an imaginary friend. I thought he went everywhere with me. I could talk to him and he could hear me, and he could grant me wishes and stuff too. But then I grew up, and stopped going to church.
