Off Topic Jokes thread
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- A Scotsman gets a taxi to take him and his girlfriend home.
- She"s so beautiful...... He can barely keep his eyes on the meter!!
- I went into a pub the other day.
- There was an Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, two Asians, an African man, and two homosexuals....
- didn"t stay long.
- A Scotsman had been visiting England on business, and when he returned home he sat down with his mates, and began to tell his story.
- " Well, I was in London, and I fancied a break, so I walked into a pub- anyway, turns out it was a ****ing gay bar. So as I was sitting there, this puffter came up to make, ask me to do something ... urgh,
- I can"t even bring myself to say it.
- I told him, I"ve never done that in my life. But, after a while, I gave in.
- I"m still in shock about it, I just can"t believe I did it!"
- His mates looked at him, " Och, that does sound bad- what exactly did you do? "
- "Well," replied the Scot, " I bought him a drink."