Off Topic Jokes thread
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- So John Prescott has admitted to suffering from Bulimia?
- A bit too late in my opinion - he should have brought it up at the time
- Congratulations.
- You have won the weight of your brain in sweets.
- To claim your free tic tac log onto www.thickasfcuk.co.uk
- I hear that they"ve found the source of the China earthquake.
- Believed to have been caused by a group of American tourists doing an aerobic class.
Paddy's wife comes home from work. All her sex toys are nailed two the wall in a line.
She screams 'You f*cking stupid Irish b*stard, I said i wanted a dado rail !!
She screams 'You f*cking stupid Irish b*stard, I said i wanted a dado rail !!
- A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub.
- Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours.