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  • One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door.
  • She was a sorry sight.
  • Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down.
  • We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.
  • She had no name so we named her Pussycat.
  • The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
  • My husband, [the complainer] said, "OK, but don"t forget to wash her, she stinks."
  • My husband and my vet don"t see eye to eye.
  • He calls my husband El-cheap-O. My husband calls him Take-0.
  • They love to hate each other.
  • Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was located next door to the vet.
  • The doctor"s office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.
  • In the midst of the waiting room crowd, a side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive.
  • He looked straight at my husband, "Your wife"s pussy is finally clean and shaved.
  • She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she"s pregnant. God knows who the father is!"
  • And he closed the door.
 
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