Off Topic Jokes thread
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Started a new job as a postman today , my first delivery had a note on the door saying " If no one is in hide in the garage "
That’s 8 hours I’ve been hiding and still nobody’s found me......
That’s 8 hours I’ve been hiding and still nobody’s found me......
- I shat myself last night.
- I was having a beer in an airport bar when a paki rushed in screaming
- "allah, allah, allah, allah, allah......., alava coke and bag of nuts please.
- Stuttering Bastard!!!!
- A man walks into a fishmongers with a salmon under his arm.
- "Do you sell fishcakes?" he asks.
- "Of course," says the fishmonger."
- Oh good," says the man,"it"s his birthday!"