When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren"t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Got home to find my wife had left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working I'm going to my mum's." I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about.
I came out of Asda this morning and there was a woman crying her eyes out. She'd lost all her holiday money. I felt so sorry for her I gave her £50. I don't usually do that kind of thing, but I'd just found £2,000 in the car park.
