Off Topic Jokes thread
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- When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren"t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
- How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
- She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons
Got home to find my wife had left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working I'm going to my mum's."
I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about.
I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about.
I came out of Asda this morning and there was a woman crying her eyes out.
She'd lost all her holiday money.
I felt so sorry for her I gave her £50.
I don't usually do that kind of thing, but I'd just found £2,000 in the car park.
She'd lost all her holiday money.
I felt so sorry for her I gave her £50.
I don't usually do that kind of thing, but I'd just found £2,000 in the car park.