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    • Two goldfish are in a tank
    • One turns to the other and says:
    • You drive, I"ll man the guns
     
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    • Your mum's so fat when she went to a kids birthday she was mistaken as a bouncy castle.
     
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    I just got back from my friend’s funeral. He died after being hit by a tennis ball.

    It was a lovely service .....
     
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