Off Topic Jokes thread
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- I see that the Catholic Church has now revised the "Seven Deadly Sins" to include "Hoarding Great Wealth".
- Lucky for them they haven"t included Hypocrisy.
- My wife suggested I take her out one night
- Unfortunately, she meant for dinner.
- The head of MI5 says that terrorism poses a threat to every single person in the UK.
- That doesn"t bother me - I got married last week.
- I fixed my wife up with a new job the other day - as a human cannonball.
- She went ballistic!
- I went to the doctor and said, "I have a rash on my penis."
- "Does it burn?" asks the doctor
- ."I don"t know, I never tried to light it."