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    • I had to laugh the other day.
    • I"d been sniffing Nitrous Oxide
     
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    • I see that the Catholic Church has now revised the "Seven Deadly Sins" to include "Hoarding Great Wealth".
    • Lucky for them they haven"t included Hypocrisy.
     
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    • My wife suggested I take her out one night
    • Unfortunately, she meant for dinner.
     
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    • The head of MI5 says that terrorism poses a threat to every single person in the UK.
    • That doesn"t bother me - I got married last week.
     
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    • I fixed my wife up with a new job the other day - as a human cannonball.
    • She went ballistic!
     
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    • I went to the doctor and said, "I have a rash on my penis."
    • "Does it burn?" asks the doctor
    • ."I don"t know, I never tried to light it."
     
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