A man goes into a gun shop and buys a rifle to go bear hunting. Five minutes into the woods, he spots a huge grizzly, takes aim and fires. and when the smoke clears, bear is gone. As he"s puzzling over this, he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around and there, towering over him, is the bear. "Well, you took your best shot and missed, so now I"m going to eat you!" The man begs and pleads not to be killed, and the bear thinks about it and says, "I suppose I COULD let you live, if you give me a blow job." So the man does the horrible deed and goes back to the gun shop the following day, walking out with an AK-47. He goes back to the woods, sees the same bear, takes aim and empties the whole clip. The smoke clears, and the bear is gone again. Then there"s a tap on the shoulder,"Okay, twice is too much. You missed again, so I"m REALLY going to eat you now." Once again, the man begs and pleads and, after some thought, the bear relinquishes - except that this time the man has to let the bear take him roughly up the a*se. Back to the shop and this time he walks out with the biggest thing they"ve got - an ex-Soviet Army rocket launcher. He returns to the forest, spots the bear, fires up the scope and fires. There"s a huge explosion and, when the smoke clears, no bear - just a smoking crater. Grinning with satisfaction, he starts to lower the weapon, and then there"s a tap on the shoulder. With one hand on his hip, the bear cocks his head and says, "You"re not really here for the hunting, are you?"