Rachel, Clare and Samantha haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar.
Rachel arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio.
Clare arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the required
ritualised kisses, she joins Rachel in a glass of wine.
Then Samantha walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too shares the wine.
Rachel explains that after leaving high school and graduating from Princeton in Classics, she met and married Jason, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Jason is a partner in one of New York's leading law firms. They live in a 4,000 sq ft co-op on Fifth Avenue, where Susanna, their daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Phoenix.
Clare relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading Wall Street investment banker. They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in Naples, Florida.
Samantha explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend, Ben. They run a tropical bird park in California and grow their own vegetables. Ben can stand five parrots, side by side, on his 'manhood'.
Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Rachel blurts out that her husband is actually a cashier at WalMart. They live in a small apartment in Brooklyn, and have a travel-trailer parked at a nearby storage facility.
Clare, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, owns up that she and Clive are both nurses' aides in a retirement home. They live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama.
Samantha admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.
