Off Topic Jokes thread

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  • Michael Jackson meets a young boy while walking around Neverland Ranch.
  • "would you like to see some magic",asks Michael.
  • "Sure",says the lad."Well for this trick you need to turn around,drop your pants and bend over",says Michael.
  • So the lad turns around,drops his pants and bends over.
  • Michael stands behind him and asks,"can you feel my finger going up your ass?".
  • "I can",replies the lad.
  • Michael then waves both hands in front of the lad and shouts "MAGIC".......
 
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  • A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?"
  • The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!"
  • To which the man replies, "I"ve been shooting my load in your mouth for the last 20 years and you"re still f*cking talking aren"t you?"
 
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