Off Topic Jokes thread
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Bit of a messy attempt to be honest !
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I filled out a job application for the local council today and under disabilities I put narcolepsy and tourettes syndrome.
So not only will I be able to sleep at work, but if someone tries to wake me up I can tell them to f*ck off.
So not only will I be able to sleep at work, but if someone tries to wake me up I can tell them to f*ck off.
Merkel reacts to Germany being beaten by Mexico.
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- I had a wet dream about the wife last night.
- She got hit by a bus and I pissed myself.
- A guy gets pulled over by a cop for speeding.
- As the copper is writing up the ticket, the guy asks..
- ."Can you arrest me for calling you a filthy name?"
- "Yes" replies the cop.
- He then asks, "Can you arrest me for thinking something?"
- "No" replies the cop.
- "Well then," says the man, "I think you"re a cnut!"