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    Bit of a messy attempt to be honest !
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    I filled out a job application for the local council today and under disabilities I put narcolepsy and tourettes syndrome.

    So not only will I be able to sleep at work, but if someone tries to wake me up I can tell them to f*ck off.
     
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    Merkel reacts to Germany being beaten by Mexico.

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    • I had a wet dream about the wife last night.
    • She got hit by a bus and I pissed myself.
     
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    • A guy gets pulled over by a cop for speeding.
    • As the copper is writing up the ticket, the guy asks..
    • ."Can you arrest me for calling you a filthy name?"
    • "Yes" replies the cop.
    • He then asks, "Can you arrest me for thinking something?"
    • "No" replies the cop.
    • "Well then," says the man, "I think you"re a cnut!"
     
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    • How can you tell if a pig is horny?
    • She buys the first round.
     
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