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- When Saddam Hussein was found guilty he was originally sentenced to be shot.
- His last request was to name his own firing squad: He chose Lampard, Terry and Palmer from 12 yards
- Two eleven year old girls get chatting after their sex education lesson."Well, do you know what a penis is then?""I"m not sure, I"ll ask my Dad tonight."
- So the young girl goes home and tells her dad that she"s had sex education and doesn"t know what a penis is.
- Being a man of few words but lots of action, he drops his pants and points to him self. "This is a penis."
- The next day the two girls meet up again."Did you find out what a penis is?"
- "Yes, it"s like a prick but much smaller!"
Arsenal fans being forced to stay and watch the last couple of minutes at the Bournemouth game.
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Must be a nightmare to sing happy birthday to her !!
So, Ryan Giggs is the new Wales manager.
The Welsh FA has also confirmed they are looking for someone to take charge of the team for friendlies that Giggs can’t be arsed with.
The Welsh FA has also confirmed they are looking for someone to take charge of the team for friendlies that Giggs can’t be arsed with.
Turn a regular sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday......
What's the difference between Kim Jong Un and Dominoes?
Dominoes can deliver a hot crispy Hawaiian in less than 20 minutes.
Dominoes can deliver a hot crispy Hawaiian in less than 20 minutes.
What's the difference between Herpes and true love.
Herpes is forever!!!!!!
Herpes is forever!!!!!!
My wifes sister knocked me out yesterday.
I was so f*cking angry!!
What sort of sick bitch puts chloroform on her dirty knickers!!!!
My Wife apparently.......
I was so f*cking angry!!
What sort of sick bitch puts chloroform on her dirty knickers!!!!
My Wife apparently.......