When Saddam Hussein was found guilty he was originally sentenced to be shot. His last request was to name his own firing squad: He chose Lampard, Terry and Palmer from 12 yards
Two eleven year old girls get chatting after their sex education lesson."Well, do you know what a penis is then?""I"m not sure, I"ll ask my Dad tonight." So the young girl goes home and tells her dad that she"s had sex education and doesn"t know what a penis is. Being a man of few words but lots of action, he drops his pants and points to him self. "This is a penis." The next day the two girls meet up again."Did you find out what a penis is?" "Yes, it"s like a prick but much smaller!"
Arsenal fans being forced to stay and watch the last couple of minutes at the Bournemouth game. please log in to view this image
So, Ryan Giggs is the new Wales manager. The Welsh FA has also confirmed they are looking for someone to take charge of the team for friendlies that Giggs can’t be arsed with.
What's the difference between Kim Jong Un and Dominoes? Dominoes can deliver a hot crispy Hawaiian in less than 20 minutes.
My wifes sister knocked me out yesterday. I was so f*cking angry!! What sort of sick bitch puts chloroform on her dirty knickers!!!! My Wife apparently.......