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    My wife told me she enjoyed sex best whilst on holiday, not the best postcard I have ever received to be honest!
     
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    • My wife recently complained about my lack of interest in her family.
    • So I shagged her mother.
     
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    • How was the Grand Canyon formed?
    • A Scotsman lost a tenner down a rabbit hole
     
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    I was in a nightclub last night when a Scouser came up to me.

    She said, "Do you like avocado?"

    I said, "No, sorry love, I don't drive."
     
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    "To show solidarity, I have also chosen to wear black in order to highlight the misogyny and oppression of women in Hollywood"
     
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