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Just a little update on the situation with my son because some of you have been pretty concerned.
Thank you for that.
He's taken going to jail pretty hard.
He's refusing all food, he's swearing and screaming and is highly unpleasant with anyone who comes near him.
He's graffitied the walls and is refusing to wear clothes.
As a family we're pretty united in our decision never to play Monopoly with him ever again
Thank you for that.
He's taken going to jail pretty hard.
He's refusing all food, he's swearing and screaming and is highly unpleasant with anyone who comes near him.
He's graffitied the walls and is refusing to wear clothes.
As a family we're pretty united in our decision never to play Monopoly with him ever again
This cost of living crisis is really killing me.
I've had to sell my oven, washing machine, fridge and all my furniture, just so I can afford to pay for my contents insurance
I've had to sell my oven, washing machine, fridge and all my furniture, just so I can afford to pay for my contents insurance
A male Collie went out to meet his girlfriend (his bitch).
He had in his mouth a bunch of daffodils, roses and tulips.
On the way there a man kidnapped him and took him home.
He threw the poor dog into the oven, still holding his daffodils, roses and tulips.
The man then added a block of English Cheddar.
His wife walked into the kitchen ans exclaimed, "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
He replied; "I'm cooking our tea. Collie Flower Cheese"
He had in his mouth a bunch of daffodils, roses and tulips.
On the way there a man kidnapped him and took him home.
He threw the poor dog into the oven, still holding his daffodils, roses and tulips.
The man then added a block of English Cheddar.
His wife walked into the kitchen ans exclaimed, "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
He replied; "I'm cooking our tea. Collie Flower Cheese"