A woman was breast feeding her baby, when she noticed the window cleaner watching her.Indignantly, she said, "what do you think you"re staring at?"He replied, apologetically, "when I was a baby, I was bottle fed so I was just fascinated."The woman says, "well, baby"s had enough but there"s some left if you want to find out what it"s like."The window cleaner climbed in through the window and started to feed.After a short time, the woman realised that she was becoming aroused and she asked, "would you like a little bit of some thing else?"He replied, "have you got a rusk?"
An American tourist in Dublin decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness. After a while, he finds himself in a very high-class area... big, stately residences... no pubs, no shops, no restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC TOILETS. He really, really has to go, after all those pints of Guinness. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem. As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a member of the Garda, who says, "I'm afraid you can't do that here sir." "I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public toilet." "Ah, yes," said the Garda, "Just follow me". He leads him to a back "delivery alley", then along a wall to a gate, which he opens. "In there," points the Garda. "Whiz away SIR, anywhere you want." The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom. Since he has the cop's blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly relieved. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the Garda "That was really decent of you... is that what you call "Irish Hospitality?" "No sir", replied the Garda, "that is what we call the British Embassy.”
