Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom.
Johnny's father, in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed.
Little Johnny asked curiously ''What ya doin dad?''
His father quickly replied, ''I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed, to which Little Johnny replied
''What ya gonna do, f*ck him?''