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    The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup.

    I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think that I'm ready to compete just yet."
     
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    The Lone Ranger was captured by Indians.
    The Chief said, "So you're the Lone Ranger. You will be sacrificed in 3 days but before we kill you, I grant you 3 requests, What is your first?"
    The Lone Ranger said, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
    The Chief nodded and Silver was brought to the Lone Ranger who whispered in its ear and the horse ran off.
    That night, Silver returned with a beautiful blonde woman on its back. As the Indian Chief watched, the blonde entered the Lone Ranger's tent and spent the night. The next morning the Indian Chief said, "You have a very loyal horse, but we will still kill you in 2 days. What is your 2nd request?"
    The Lone Ranger again asked to speak to his horse and again whispered in its ear. As before, Silver took off and later returned with a sexy brunette who entered the Lone Ranger's tent and spent the night.
    The next morning the Chief said: "You are indeed a man of many talents but we will still kill you tomorrow. What is your LAST request?"
    The Lone Ranger said, "I'd like to speak to my horse one more time." The Chief agreed and Silver was brought to him.
    Once alone, The Lone Ranger grabbed Silver by both ears and said, "Listen Very Carefully!
    FOR...THE...
    LAST...TIME..
    "BRING POSSE"
     
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