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    One good thing about electric cars is you can't tow a caravan for more than about 5 yards.
     
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    Man giving his wife a pearl necklace in 1979 - he seems to be enjoying it more than she !!!


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    Paddy and Mick both went out and bought VW Beetles..
    One day Mick was stopped on the side of the road with the bonnet up on his car while scratching his head..
    Paddy came by and asked Mick what was wrong..
    Mick said "I think I have located the problem"
    Paddy asked "what is that..??"
    Mick answered "I think I have lost my engine.."
    Paddy quickly answered back "That's OK I have a spare one in the back.."
     
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