Transfer Rumours January Transfers Thread

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Question?? Who is Captain Spack? Does anyone know. He seems like a wind up merchant to me. Perhaps a mackem???
Given the circumstances, I think Rafa has done OK. He is not perfect and he seems to have his favourites and has the blinkers on when it comes to some players, but overall, he has done as much as he could with the players he has. Not every purchase has been a success but that applies to every manager in the world. Stop replying to the Cap and he will go away I think/hope!!
 
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LiamO said:
Question?? Who is Captain Spack? Does anyone know. He seems like a wind up merchant to me. Perhaps a mackem???
Given the circumstances, I think Rafa has done OK. He is not perfect and he seems to have his favourites and has the blinkers on when it comes to some players, but overall, he has done as much as he could with the players he has. Not every purchase has been a success but that applies to every manager in the world. Stop replying to the Cap and he will go away I think/hope!!
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I think he is genuine - just a genuine twat. Unfortunately he wont go away - he has been around in various forms for many years.
 
LiamO said:
Question?? Who is Captain Spack? Does anyone know. He seems like a wind up merchant to me. Perhaps a mackem???
Given the circumstances, I think Rafa has done OK. He is not perfect and he seems to have his favourites and has the blinkers on when it comes to some players, but overall, he has done as much as he could with the players he has. Not every purchase has been a success but that applies to every manager in the world. Stop replying to the Cap and he will go away I think/hope!!
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You might know him better as Hank Evans - to the rest if us he will always be known as Pardew’s Love Child. Apparently his Mrs cheated on him with Rafa in his executive box and he has had it in for him since he found out.
 
General Lee Speaking said:
Where is the £108m spent figure from anyway? According to these people the total spend over the last 2 seasons is £91.2m, or more accurately minus £20.6m:

http://www.transferleague.co.uk/newcastle-united/english-football-teams/newcastle-united-transfers
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LiamO said:
Question?? Who is Captain Spack? Does anyone know. He seems like a wind up merchant to me. Perhaps a mackem???
Given the circumstances, I think Rafa has done OK. He is not perfect and he seems to have his favourites and has the blinkers on when it comes to some players, but overall, he has done as much as he could with the players he has. Not every purchase has been a success but that applies to every manager in the world. Stop replying to the Cap and he will go away I think/hope!!
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RobEllious said:
Yep, various forms of Fredor.
Sounds like a pretty nifty name for a band actually
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JakartaToon said:
You might know him better as Hank Evans - to the rest if us he will always be known as Pardew’s Love Child. Apparently his Mrs cheated on him with Rafa in his executive box and he has had it in for him since he found out.
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magpie290761 said:
Manipulating yeah probably, you need a lot about you in today’s football politics
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GLS - Hands up, being completely honest I may have been working in Euros for dramatic effect <laugh> To be fair though I didn't cheat, I did put Huddersfield and Brighton in Euros too. So their figures are equally inflated :emoticon-0130-devil

LiamO - Mate I've been around here longer than the furniture. Its impossible to get rid of me. I have various names including: Warm Pouch, David Moyes Wife, Boro Gully, Boa Constrictor, Marcelo Gallardo, - to be honest I've forgotten the other 3456 names. I have been around since the BBC606 days. I had a small gap before I joined this one in 2011. You are stuck with me. I'm simply here at present to keep the RHC in check and provide a more rational look at all things Rafa. They even let me moderate this forum for a while believe it or not. Idiots.

RobEllious - you are just jealous because I've took down Rafa with a variety of uncomfortable facts.

Jakarta - you're just jealous of my enormous member and trying to deflect after UnitedGate. We know you're torn this week.

Magpie290761 - He is a well known manipulator of the football mechanics. He played these games a lot at Liverpool. Nothing wrong with it but fans shouldn't be so gullible in my opinion. I do accept though his intentions are good in terms of the club, as well as selfish.
 
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Captain Spack from Jarrow said:
GLS - Hands up, being completely honest I may have been working in Euros for dramatic effect <laugh> To be fair though I didn't cheat, I did put Huddersfield and Brighton in Euros too. So their figures are equally inflated :emoticon-0130-devil

LiamO - Mate I've been around here longer than the furniture. Its impossible to get rid of me. I have various names including: Warm Pouch, David Moyes Wife, Boro Gully, Boa Constrictor, Marcelo Gallardo, - to be honest I've forgotten the other 3456 names. I have been around since the BBC606 days. I had a small gap before I joined this one in 2011. You are stuck with me. I'm simply here at present to keep the RHC in check and provide a more rational look at all things Rafa. They even let me moderate this forum for a while believe it or not. Idiots.

RobEllious - you are just jealous because I've took down Rafa with a variety of uncomfortable facts.

Jakarta - you're just jealous of my enormous member and trying to deflect after UnitedGate. We know you're torn this week.

Magpie290761 - He is a well known manipulator of the football mechanics. He played these games a lot at Liverpool. Nothing wrong with it but fans shouldn't be so gullible in my opinion. I do accept though his intentions are good in terms of the club, as well as selfish.
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You may have an enormous member but apparently your Mrs preferred Rafa as he was better at keeping it tight at the back.
 
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JakartaToon said:
You may have an enormous member but apparently your Mrs preferred Rafa as he was better at keeping it tight at the back.
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RobEllious said:
she told me she liked Rafa's unpredictability. She said she gets subjected to these mundane 'systems' between the sheets that her fella's very passionate about
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She said it wasn't tight at the back due to his little spanish chorizo and an inability for the penis pump to keep it inflated for the full 90 seconds. At some point it always fell apart costing him vital points with her.

She came crawling back and I kicked her into touch. She was mumbling something about a lack of variety, doing the same thing at the same moment every time. 63 seconds, switch from missionary to her on top, 77 seconds, switch from her on top to doggy, 82 seconds switch from doggy to cowgirl, 90-94 seconds, a disappointing finish.

She said he kept complaining about the tools god gave him to work with, always blaming someone else for his failings.
 
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Free-Dor said:
She said it wasn't tight at the back due to his little spanish chorizo and an inability to for the penis pump to keep it inflated for the full 90 seconds. At some point it always fell apart costing him vital points with her.

She came crawling back and I kicked her into touch. She was mumbling something about a lack of variety, doing the same thing at the same moment every time. 63 seconds, switch from missionary to her on top, 77 seconds, switch from her on top to doggy, 82 seconds switch from doggy to cowgirl, 90-94 seconds, a disappointing finish.

She said he kept complaining about the tools god gave him to work with, always blaming someone else for his failings.
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Well if there was anywhere to put an excerpt from your new Benitez-based erotic fantasy novel it's here.
Think I just creamed!
 
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Free-Dor said:
Its there, a direct quote from the man himself. He understands he has to stay up to access PL TV money. He was just trying it on and to be fair he persuaded Mike to put in a serious bid for Jorgensen.
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Really?


“The Spaniard hinted in a press conference last week that not only was Jorgensen his first choice this January but that he was worth the reported valuation placed on his head by Feyenoord”
 
Free-Dor said:
GLS - Hands up, being completely honest I may have been working in Euros for dramatic effect <laugh> To be fair though I didn't cheat, I did put Huddersfield and Brighton in Euros too. So their figures are equally inflated :emoticon-0130-devil

LiamO - Mate I've been around here longer than the furniture. Its impossible to get rid of me. I have various names including: Warm Pouch, David Moyes Wife, Boro Gully, Boa Constrictor, Marcelo Gallardo, - to be honest I've forgotten the other 3456 names. I have been around since the BBC606 days. I had a small gap before I joined this one in 2011. You are stuck with me. I'm simply here at present to keep the RHC in check and provide a more rational look at all things Rafa. They even let me moderate this forum for a while believe it or not. Idiots.

RobEllious - you are just jealous because I've took down Rafa with a variety of uncomfortable facts.

Jakarta - you're just jealous of my enormous member and trying to deflect after UnitedGate. We know you're torn this week.

Magpie290761 - He is a well known manipulator of the football mechanics. He played these games a lot at Liverpool. Nothing wrong with it but fans shouldn't be so gullible in my opinion. I do accept though his intentions are good in terms of the club, as well as selfish.
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If that's the game then Rafa's true spend has been minus 647605.1m (Vietnamese Dong).
 
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I am Groot said:
Really?


“The Spaniard hinted in a press conference last week that not only was Jorgensen his first choice this January but that he was worth the reported valuation placed on his head by Feyenoord”
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Stick to the direct quotes from Rafa rather than what some journo decides he was hinting at. That way you won’t look like a happy clapper with a conspiracy agenda.
 
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