If Sharp turns up with Billy's boots slung around his neck, then suffers the indignity of his Grandma chucking them into the dustcart, before later digging them out of the landfill site (sorry, rubbish tip) early Satdee afternoon, then making the stadium at half time with us three none down, before scoring four in the second half and been carried by his teammates around the pitch with a short back and sides shorn Captain Coyle claiming 'Cor lummy, Billy's bleedin' boots have bucked up our afternoon once again, an' no mistake', then I'll think he's a good signing.*
Otherwise I think it's a bit pointless.
* Anyone under the age of 60 will probably think what the **** is the daft twat talking about now?