Is the world ending?

[Beatski]

I cant think of a decent rapture joke,



all the good ones were taken

 

[NUFCtomw362]

I cant think of a decent rapture joke,



all the good ones were taken

Rep-ture?

 

[The Situation]

You guys are gonna ****ing regret mocking the old fella when Yahweh begins the Rapture.

And God's going to be even more pissed off than usual when He realises He has to wait an hour between time-zones.

Hahaha

I wonder if he will reveal himself as morgan freeman.............

 

[I want curly hair too]

Better get my Armageddon playlist on then

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[Agent Bruce]

Sure there's been plenty of rapesure jokes on here before.

 

[NUFCtomw362]

Also, this guy's saying 7000 days since the noah flood?
and 722,500 days since the crucifixion?

But didn't the crucifixion happen after the flood, therefore it should be less than 7000 days since the crucifixion?
Surely that is a bit of a fail.

 

[Arfa's Left Foot]

Great spot Hatem! Also its like that film number 23 or whatever its called. You can generally the same figure with a variety of different numbers. Its all bullshit.

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I love it!

 

[AH]

Also, this guy's saying 7000 days since the noah flood?
and 722,500 days since the crucifixion?

But didn't the crucifixion happen after the flood, therefore it should be less than 7000 days since the crucifixion?
Surely that is a bit of a fail.

It's Religion. We all know it's incorrect, but they'll find 'loopholes' to attempt to prove themselves right.
Normally along the lines of ".. God said so!"

 

[AH]

Sure there's been plenty of rapesure jokes on here before.

I've seen LOADS of rapture jokes, people are making them like there's no tomorrow!

 

[Cal.]

I've seen LOADS of rapture jokes, people are making them like there's no tomorrow!

5 months until the end of the world Today is just the ascension and beginning of the end.

 

[NUFCtomw362]

<facepalm> Woops, totally didn't realise that one was days and the other years. I just kinda accepted without thinking about it that there was a flood 7000 days ago (meaning like 20 year or something)

 

[AH]

5 months until the end of the world Today is just the ascension and beginning of the end.

sssh
let me have my joke!

 

[I want curly hair too]

5 months until the end of the world Today is just the ascension and beginning of the end.

so, what, I'm going to be sitting around in a queue for 5 months waiting to be sent to eternal damnation?! **** that for a laugh!

 

[AH]

<facepalm> Woops, totally didn't realise that one was days and the other years. I just kinda accepted without thinking about it that there was a flood 7000 days ago (meaning like 20 year or something)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_China_flood_of_1991

dun dun dunnnn

 

[Cal.]

so, what, I'm going to be sitting around in a queue for 5 months waiting to be sent to eternal damnation?! **** that for a laugh!

Worse for me, I miss my birthday by a week. ****ing vengeful deity, his schizophrenia and his petty God complex ruining my year

I just made a realisation... Maybe Hoadie is God? There's at least 3 of him after all...

 

[NUFCtomw362]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_China_flood_of_1991

dun dun dunnnn

Goodbye everyone... off for a danger ****

 

[NUFCtomw362]

Worse for me, I miss my birthday by a week. ****ing vengeful deity, his schizophrenia and his petty God complex ruining my year

I just made a realisation... Maybe Hoadie is God? There's at least 3 of him after all...

My Dad's birthday tomorrow haha

Ah, the Hoadie-Trinity? Baddum Tsch <run>

 

[I want curly hair too]

Worse for me, I miss my birthday by a week. ****ing vengeful deity, his schizophrenia and his petty God complex ruining my year

I just made a realisation... Maybe Hoadie is God? There's at least 3 of him after all...

so gillingham is heaven?

 

[AH]

My Dad's birthday tomorrow haha

Ah, the Hoadie-Trinity? Baddum Tsch <run>

class!
rep if possible!
..successful!

 

[Aldridge_Prior]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_China_flood_of_1991

dun dun dunnnn

David Dunn

Dun Dun Dunnnn