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Is the world ending?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by The Situation, May 21, 2011.

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  1. Beatski

    Beatski Well-Known Member

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    I cant think of a decent rapture joke,



    all the good ones were taken <whistle>
     
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  2. NUFCtomw362

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    Rep-ture?
     
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  3. The Situation

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    Hahaha

    I wonder if he will reveal himself as morgan freeman.............
     
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    Better get my Armageddon playlist on then <whistle>



     
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    Sure there's been plenty of rapesure jokes on here before.
     
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  6. NUFCtomw362

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    Also, this guy's saying 7000 days since the noah flood?
    and 722,500 days since the crucifixion?

    But didn't the crucifixion happen after the flood, therefore it should be less than 7000 days since the crucifixion?
    Surely that is a bit of a fail.
     
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  7. Arfa's Left Foot

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    I love it!
     
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  8. AH

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    It's Religion. We all know it's incorrect, but they'll find 'loopholes' to attempt to prove themselves right.
    Normally along the lines of ".. God said so!"
     
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  9. AH

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    I've seen LOADS of rapture jokes, people are making them like there's no tomorrow!
     
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    5 months until the end of the world ;) Today is just the ascension and beginning of the end.
     
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    <facepalm> Woops, totally didn't realise that one was days and the other years. I just kinda accepted without thinking about it that there was a flood 7000 days ago (meaning like 20 year or something) <doh>
     
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  12. AH

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    sssh <whistle>
    let me have my joke! :p
     
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    so, what, I'm going to be sitting around in a queue for 5 months waiting to be sent to eternal damnation?! **** that for a laugh!
     
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  14. AH

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_China_flood_of_1991

    dun dun dunnnn
     
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    Worse for me, I miss my birthday by a week. ****ing vengeful deity, his schizophrenia and his petty God complex ruining my year <wah>

    I just made a realisation... Maybe Hoadie is God? There's at least 3 of him after all...
     
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    My Dad's birthday tomorrow haha

    Ah, the Hoadie-Trinity? Baddum Tsch <run>
     
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    <laugh> so gillingham is heaven? <yikes>
     
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    <laugh> class!
    rep if possible!
    ..successful!
     
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