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Immaculate Conception.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cyclonic, Oct 22, 2012.

  1. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    She would have been yeah
     
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  2. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    No, that was Bruce Wayne.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <ok>
     
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  4. Archers Road

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    It was the name of my first school, more often referred to as The Holy ****. Put me off religeon for life, the horrible priest-ridden place of sorrow.
     
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  5. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Bummed?
     
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    Thankfully the schools I went to were dominated by nuns rather than priests - they may have enjoyed beating you black and blue but lookig back now at least you knew there were going to be limits. Mind, that said, the only priest who was in our school left the county amid rumours he'd got one of the nuns pregnant.
     
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  7. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    Did the nun leave too?
     
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    Yes - my auntie's a nun and said that it wasn't true as she actually went off to do work in Jamaica (which was the official line) and liked it so much she stayed there but I still like to believe she actually went off and had the priest's baby
     
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  9. Archers Road

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    We had a few nuns around the place as well. They actually excelled in the art of terrifying kids with threats of hell, but you're right, when it came to actual violence they were amateurs really. A bit more attention from the priest you mention might have mellowed them out.
     
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  10. Fabulous Fabio

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    What I think happened is that big Joe was doing Mary up the wrong'un and just as he was about to cum he pulled out and accidentally shot his load over her fanny. So in theory no 'normal' sex was ever had which gives them the power to fool people into believing it was an immaculate conception.
     
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  11. GroveRanger

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    It is all nonsense. Burning bushes, virgins giving birth, walking on water, talking snakes, the g-spot, animals going in two by two, dead/buried/back to life, loaves & fishes, female ejaculation, parting of the red sea, water into wine etc. All made up.
     
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    If ever you wanted a dictionary definition of sexually frustrated..... We used to dream of going into one of their bags and discovering a big dildo.
     
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  13. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    hi folks

    I believe in the ''immaculate conception'' ie Mary had a baby boy without male intervention

    biblically (and ant biblical scholars please correct me if I am wrong) Mary was between 12 -14 when she had teh baby and Joseph was actually quite elderly

    Anyhoo I know some of you dont believe it as we all ''know'' that scientifically you need a man and a woman or their fully functioning bits anyway

    Science tells us that having half the equation, ie mary and her womb, eggs etc makes it nigh on impossible

    now look at their models of how we came into being

    good day to you all
     
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  14. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Aye, **** off back to JA606 where you said you were going a few months back, you brainless ****.
     
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  15. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    That bit is incorrect mr Ranger. the 2 by 2 wasnt in the original

    watched a programme on tele recently where a sciientist kept asking these christians and 1 muslim ''where were the whales kept'' in reference to the ark

    not being funny but it was a flood, as in water. am assuming all fishes and the like stayed in the sea
     
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  16. Toby

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    Fan, honestly, get the **** off here, noone cares about you or your bullshit.

    JA606 ---------->
     
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  17. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    ST is that you?

    is this NOT another of your multiple accounts that you DONT have?
     
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  18. thefanwithnoname

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    ditto gayboy

    and FYI

    JA606
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  19. Go G YellowScreen

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    The prick's probably been banned from there for boring every **** to death.
     
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  20. thefanwithnoname

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    I asked you a question boaby boy
     
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