Immaculate Conception.
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It was the name of my first school, more often referred to as The Holy ****. Put me off religeon for life, the horrible priest-ridden place of sorrow.
Thankfully the schools I went to were dominated by nuns rather than priests - they may have enjoyed beating you black and blue but lookig back now at least you knew there were going to be limits. Mind, that said, the only priest who was in our school left the county amid rumours he'd got one of the nuns pregnant.
Yes - my auntie's a nun and said that it wasn't true as she actually went off to do work in Jamaica (which was the official line) and liked it so much she stayed there but I still like to believe she actually went off and had the priest's baby
We had a few nuns around the place as well. They actually excelled in the art of terrifying kids with threats of hell, but you're right, when it came to actual violence they were amateurs really. A bit more attention from the priest you mention might have mellowed them out.
What I think happened is that big Joe was doing Mary up the wrong'un and just as he was about to cum he pulled out and accidentally shot his load over her fanny. So in theory no 'normal' sex was ever had which gives them the power to fool people into believing it was an immaculate conception.
It is all nonsense. Burning bushes, virgins giving birth, walking on water, talking snakes, the g-spot, animals going in two by two, dead/buried/back to life, loaves & fishes, female ejaculation, parting of the red sea, water into wine etc. All made up.
If ever you wanted a dictionary definition of sexually frustrated..... We used to dream of going into one of their bags and discovering a big dildo.
hi folks
I believe in the ''immaculate conception'' ie Mary had a baby boy without male intervention
biblically (and ant biblical scholars please correct me if I am wrong) Mary was between 12 -14 when she had teh baby and Joseph was actually quite elderly
Anyhoo I know some of you dont believe it as we all ''know'' that scientifically you need a man and a woman or their fully functioning bits anyway
Science tells us that having half the equation, ie mary and her womb, eggs etc makes it nigh on impossible
now look at their models of how we came into being
good day to you all
I believe in the ''immaculate conception'' ie Mary had a baby boy without male intervention
biblically (and ant biblical scholars please correct me if I am wrong) Mary was between 12 -14 when she had teh baby and Joseph was actually quite elderly
Anyhoo I know some of you dont believe it as we all ''know'' that scientifically you need a man and a woman or their fully functioning bits anyway
Science tells us that having half the equation, ie mary and her womb, eggs etc makes it nigh on impossible
now look at their models of how we came into being
good day to you all
Aye, **** off back to JA606 where you said you were going a few months back, you brainless ****.
That bit is incorrect mr Ranger. the 2 by 2 wasnt in the original
watched a programme on tele recently where a sciientist kept asking these christians and 1 muslim ''where were the whales kept'' in reference to the ark
not being funny but it was a flood, as in water. am assuming all fishes and the like stayed in the sea
Fan, honestly, get the **** off here, noone cares about you or your bullshit.
JA606 ---------->
ST is that you?
is this NOT another of your multiple accounts that you DONT have?