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Hull Fair

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by John. Walkington., Oct 1, 2011.

  1. amberosia

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    That's because before the game they've nothing much to do so indulge themselves in a bit of control freakery to justify the overtime they are costing the club and the ratepayer. And because they can and enjoy it.
    Afterwards they just want to get home. They don't seem bothered about any chaos then. Which is why after all the fuss being made in making people walk around the ground because of the fence you get on to the car park and mingle with all the away fans they are supposed have been keeping you apart from.
     
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  2. PLT

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    The one good thing about the fair is the various foodstuffs available.
     
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  3. wotnoash

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    I just hope and pray to see the ultimate irony in headline form in HDM - Hull Fair cancelled due to cable theft!!
     
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  4. Erik

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    Such as the semen of the Polish man who attempts to rape you behind the hook-a-duck stand.
     
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  5. andy payton's mullet

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    Mr Sheen?
     
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  6. PLT

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    Whatever floats your boat <ok>
     
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  7. Erik

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    Nah, mine was a black guy from Senegal, not a Polish chap.
     
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  8. Hank Scorpio

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    Is this from personal experience, Erik?
     
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  9. Nick HCAFC

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    Last time I went I lasted a minute then spent the next two hours in that pub at the top of the road, think it's called Parkers
     
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  10. Chiltons222

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    Is this leading up to a felching joke...............hope not:afro:
     
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  11. DMD

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    You don't half have to travel to find sex don't you.
     
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  12. Carmine Galante.

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    Even my nine year old son thinks it's **** . They are not his exact words , his words were " It's pointless ".

    He refuses to spend any money at the kack hole. He gets money from his grandparents to spend at the fair and he comes back with the same amount he goes with. He has done for the last two years and can't see this year being any different .
    Even at his age he realises just how turd it is .
     
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  13. DMD

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    I'm seemingly odd, but I quite enjoy a wander round savouring the smells, noise and lights and watching people having fun.
     
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  14. John. Walkington.

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    I'm just hoping for rain. Would love to see it washed out. :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  15. DMD

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    Rain? On Hull Fair week? Like that'll ever happen.
     
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  16. Hank Scorpio

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    That's how Gary Glitter started.

    You don't go in a full macintosh, wearing dark sunglasses, even though it's dark, do you?
     
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  17. Carmine Galante.

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    Joking aside it's a ***** 's paradise .
     
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  18. DMD

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    Do you wanna be in my gang?
     
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  19. DMD

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    as are Mothercare catalogues, but they don't make peados either.
     
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  20. Dean24

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    Hull Fair is a rip off and a low life magnet. All the greasy tinkers on there should be rounded up and deported.
     
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