Honest Chants

[fatletiss]

Tottenham's a ****hole, I want to go home

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

Le Tiss, Le Tiss, Matty Matt Le Tiss,
When he gets the ball, he's quite likely to instantaneously control it, and if he's in the mood will produce a piece of exquisite skill, most likely leading to a goal. However, he's equally likely not to be up for it today so may petulantly moan at the ref.
Matty, Matt Le Tiss.

 

[Che’s Godlike Thighs]

We're momentarily pretending to be unaware as to the identity of your team!!
We're momentarily pretending to be unaware as to the identity of your team!!

 

[......loading......]

???? It's a song about the apocalypse?

Yes, in football terms, we're all singing about the end of the world...

 

[Che’s Godlike Thighs]

You're currently under-performing, and you know you are!!

 

[fatletiss]

We always knew that you were here, we always knew that you were here.

 

[Saints_Alive]

"Jose Fonte (eh?..) baby,
Jose Fonte (eh?..) woah a oooo"

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

Score a goal Neil Shipperley,
We will love you for a very brief period of around five minutes until you fluff the next chance.

Oh--ohohoh

 

[fatletiss]

Oh go on then, I'll do it...

.... "Johnstone Paint Trophy, you'll never win that"

 

[fatletiss]

You probably could make love to a prostitute in her place of work

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

Attack, attack, attack, attack, oh then defend furiously if you've managed to score a goal.

 

[fatletiss]

When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother
Could I go out to play with my mates

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

OoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......

.........High standard premier league level keeper

 

[fatletiss]

*When 4-0 down*

5-4, we've got no chance really of winning 5-4

 

[fatletiss]

Oh when the saints go marching in, oh when the saints go marching in, I don't really care if I'm in that number or not, as long as we win

 

[Saints_Alive]

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the arse of a crow,
I'd be a genetic freak

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

If he can play for England...... it actually has no bearing on the likelihood of me getting international recognition.

 

[Schad]

Your community is currently suffering from a mild outbreak of a largely-eradicated disease, and we wish to draw attention to this fact by humorously suggesting that contracting said disease is the reason for our presence, rather than this ongoing sporting contest.

 

[Clem Fandango]

We're off to Brazil, we're off to Brazil!

Some of our ex players, are off to represent England in Brazil!

 

[Archers Road]

"You're not very good..."