The greatest team the world has ever seen...apart from Chelsea, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich....and others.
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Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
You fat bastard,
You fat bastard,
It is of course believable that you could have consumed a considerable number of small pies, or at least several large pies, but to have eaten "all the pies" is frankly ridiculous, since no one could realistically fathom an accurate estimate as to how many pies have come to be in existence, and furthermore, since I have eaten well over a dozen pies myself in the last year or so, this completely undermines the accusation being aimed at you, and for this reason I apologise on behalf of myself and those around me.
Who ate all the pies?
You fat bastard,
You fat bastard,
It is of course believable that you could have consumed a considerable number of small pies, or at least several large pies, but to have eaten "all the pies" is frankly ridiculous, since no one could realistically fathom an accurate estimate as to how many pies have come to be in existence, and furthermore, since I have eaten well over a dozen pies myself in the last year or so, this completely undermines the accusation being aimed at you, and for this reason I apologise on behalf of myself and those around me.
Aye, aye, aye, aye
Martin is nowhere near as good as Yashin,
Ron Davies, while being great, is possibly slightly inferior to Eusebio,
And [insert name] may well give us a thrashing.
Martin is nowhere near as good as Yashin,
Ron Davies, while being great, is possibly slightly inferior to Eusebio,
And [insert name] may well give us a thrashing.
Who needs Cantona,
When we've got Matt Le Tiss.
Well, putting aside the concept of 'need' for a second, there's no doubt at all that Cantona would improve our team. So if you're offering...?
When we've got Matt Le Tiss.
Well, putting aside the concept of 'need' for a second, there's no doubt at all that Cantona would improve our team. So if you're offering...?
I haven't been blowing bubbles since I was a child, then it was those pretty bubbles in the air. They never really rose very high as they often burst about two seconds after I'd blown them.
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One from the 80's at away grounds
Here we go, Here we go Here we go,
But not until the old bill have kept us stuck in these fenced pens for about a half an hour after the game
Here we go, Here we go Here we go,
But not until the old bill have kept us stuck in these fenced pens for about a half an hour after the game
Another one from the late 80's/early 90s
"Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what a pain it is to see Southampton lose away"
"Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what a pain it is to see Southampton lose away"
To most referees:
"You are fit to referee, but we didn't really like that last decision"
To Phil Dowd:
"You're not fit to referee"
"You are fit to referee, but we didn't really like that last decision"
To Phil Dowd:
"You're not fit to referee"
We're top of other league, we're top of the leeaagguuee!
We are Southampton, we'll probably finish second.
Or lower, in the Premier League.
We are Southampton, we'll probably finish second.
Or lower, in the Premier League.
Love this thread, so must contribute in some way so ...
I've got a shed thats smaller than this
I've got a shed thats smaller than this
Its got a door and a window
Which is quite common for this kind of building
Your Father is your father
Your Mother is your mother
You look a little like each other
The Fareham Family
I've got a shed thats smaller than this
I've got a shed thats smaller than this
Its got a door and a window
Which is quite common for this kind of building
Your Father is your father
Your Mother is your mother
You look a little like each other
The Fareham Family
We're all going on a European tour.
Well a selective representation based on the ability to purchase a limited number of tickets
Sign him up!
Sign him up!
on second thoughts please do not sign him up. He is 8 years old, fell over twice and scored into an empty goal.
Sign him up!
on second thoughts please do not sign him up. He is 8 years old, fell over twice and scored into an empty goal.
He probably does not **** when he wants
He probably does not **** when he wants
Because if he did, it is difficult to believe he would choose to do so in the middle of a televised football match while he is on the pitch
Jason Puncheon
The guy for whom we have the most evidence that he does not **** when he wants
He probably does not **** when he wants
Because if he did, it is difficult to believe he would choose to do so in the middle of a televised football match while he is on the pitch
Jason Puncheon
The guy for whom we have the most evidence that he does not **** when he wants
Handball!
That ball came within 3 feet of the defenders hand.
Totally not in the same way that José juggled it in the first half!
That ball came within 3 feet of the defenders hand.
Totally not in the same way that José juggled it in the first half!
And if we can get a day off work and permission from our wife/GF/husband/boyfriend/mother/significant other.