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Honest Chants

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Le Tissier's Laces, Jul 16, 2015.

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  1. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    More than one team in Hampshire,
    There's more than one team in Hampshire,
    More than one team in Ha-a-mpshire,
    There's more than one team in Hampshire...
     
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    ChilcoSaint, Jul 16, 2015
  2. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Damn! Beat me to it!
     
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    ChilcoSaint, Jul 16, 2015
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  3. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Is he the ex North London Saint? I get confused.
     
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    Le Tissier's Laces, Jul 16, 2015
  4. I Sorry I Ruined The Party

    I Sorry I Ruined The Party Well-Known Member

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    Now I'm confused. Are you saying he's not actually Gucci Mane posting from a prison cell in Terre Haute, Indiana?
     
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    I Sorry I Ruined The Party, Jul 16, 2015
  5. Schrodinger's Cat

    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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    You sometimes sing when you're losing
    Sing when you're losing
    You sometimes sing when you're losing

    Is this a library?
    Is this a library?
    Of course it's not a library
    It's a football stadium
     
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    Schrodinger's Cat, Jul 16, 2015
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  6. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Does your boyfriend/girlfriend/undetermined partner know you are here?
     
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    fran-MLs little camera, Jul 16, 2015
  7. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    The referee has at least one sexual partner.
     
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    ChilcoSaint, Jul 16, 2015
  8. SaintJabie

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    There isn't a fire drill, but we do have satisfactory health and safety measures in the unlikely event of an emergency.
     
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    SaintJabie, Jul 16, 2015
  9. Welsh Saint

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    He looks like a horse,
    He looks like a ho-o-orse,
    Andy Caroll,
    He looks like a horse

    Some things just don't need changing!
     
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    Rather than "HOOOOOOOOF"...
    Or:

    The referee's a ****er
    He's only human
    And who doesn't?
     
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  11. Welsh Saint

    Welsh Saint Well-Known Member

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    Will I be Pompey? Will I be saints? Here's what she said to me...
    You seem to be neglecting the high possibility that peer pressure will lead you to support whatever team is most successful when you make your decision, as opposed to your local team!
     
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  12. Che’s Godlike Thighs

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    Who the **** are Man Utd?!
    Who the **** are Man Utd?!
    Who the **** are Man Utd?!
    They're a hugely successful football team in the north of England.
     
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    Che’s Godlike Thighs, Jul 16, 2015
  13. I Sorry I Ruined The Party

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    ???? It's a song about the apocalypse?
     
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  14. remembercolinlee

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    <laugh>
     
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  15. Missing Lambo

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    Hating Spurs seems to be in vogue, but one of my favourite chants was heard at WHL

    "We're ****, and we're sick of it".

    Love it.

    Personal Saints favourite, being sung before the Forest game when we were already relegated:

    "We're by far the greatest team Division 1 has ever seen"

    Sadly wasn't true!
     
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  16. Schad

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    And now you're gonna believe us,
    And now you're gonna believe us,
    And now you're gonna believe us,
    That goal has had a very small but tangible effect on the likelihood that we will win the league, though we acknowledge that it is still highly unlikely and there is much football left to be played.
     
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  17. Schrodinger's Cat

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    Your ginger hair makes you look slightly the same colour as a cheesy corn snack
     
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  18. fatletiss

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    "He stands at nearly 6'3
    Rickie, Rickie
    He'll take us to the Premier League
    Rickie, Rickie
    He gets the ball
    He takes the piss
    He wears the shirt of Matt Le Tiss
    Rickie Lambert Southampton's goal machine"

    Saints fans, 2009-2011

    AND WE WERE FLIPPING RIGHT :)

    That's an honest chant!
     
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  19. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Fratton Park is falling Down, Falling Down, falling down.
    Knock it down completely and build a supermarket, supermarket, supermarket.
     
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  20. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Great thread LTL
     
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