Hilarious Jokes
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The Pope is in the Garngad handing out miracles to kids.
Young Padraig gets on stage and asks the Pope “Can you help me with my hearing?”
The Pope says “yes” and puts his hands on Padraigs ears, and prays, he removes his hands and says “How is your hearing now?”
Billy says “I don’t know it’s not til next Wednesday”
Young Padraig gets on stage and asks the Pope “Can you help me with my hearing?”
The Pope says “yes” and puts his hands on Padraigs ears, and prays, he removes his hands and says “How is your hearing now?”
Billy says “I don’t know it’s not til next Wednesday”
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At age 12, I was blessed with a nine inch penis. And three years later, that priest went to prison.
EDGE.
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Cinderella is getting ready for her big night out at the Palace and her Fairy Godmother is helping her on with the dress and glass slippers.
Now then Cinders, says the Fairy, you absolutely positively must be back here before the stroke of midnight. If not your vagina will turn into a pumpkin.
My what now? says Cinders
Your vagina will turn into a pumpkin if you don't get back before midnight, it is part of the spell.
Rather confused Cinders makes her way to the Palace and is on the lookout for Prince Charming when someone taps her on the shoulder. She turns round to see an absolute hotty who says to her My dear, would you care to dance? At this the hunk sweeps Cinders off her feet and they dance the night away. After a few hours Cinders is totally smitten with the guy and realizes she doesn't even know his name.
My name is Cinderella she says, what's yours? I am Peter, says the guy, but everyone calls me Peter Peter Pumkin Eater. By the way, he says, what time do you need to be getting home tonight?
Cinders thinks for a moment and says - three thirty!
Now then Cinders, says the Fairy, you absolutely positively must be back here before the stroke of midnight. If not your vagina will turn into a pumpkin.
My what now? says Cinders
Your vagina will turn into a pumpkin if you don't get back before midnight, it is part of the spell.
Rather confused Cinders makes her way to the Palace and is on the lookout for Prince Charming when someone taps her on the shoulder. She turns round to see an absolute hotty who says to her My dear, would you care to dance? At this the hunk sweeps Cinders off her feet and they dance the night away. After a few hours Cinders is totally smitten with the guy and realizes she doesn't even know his name.
My name is Cinderella she says, what's yours? I am Peter, says the guy, but everyone calls me Peter Peter Pumkin Eater. By the way, he says, what time do you need to be getting home tonight?
Cinders thinks for a moment and says - three thirty!
2 guys drinking in a bar, one goes too far and pukes all over himself. '**** wifes gonna kill me' mate says 'its ok, just say somone puked over you and gave you £10 note for dry cleaning'..later at his front door wife says 'what the hell happened?!' Husband says 'its ok...someone puked over me and gave me £10 for cleaning' then taps his shirt front pocket..she takes note...'but this is £20?'...'the same guy also **** in my pants'