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Little Debbie comes home from school and her Mum asks her how the day went
"Fine" says Debbie "I saw Johnny's winkie at school today"
Rather taken aback the Mum says "Okay er, what was it like?"
"It was a bit like a peanut" says Debbie
Relieved the Mum says "Oh is that because it was so small?"
"No" says Debbie "it was salty"