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A man walks into a bank holding a gun and wearing a balaclava, he shouts at everyone to get down on the floor and for the teller to put all the money into a bag.

As he is about to walk out he slips and as he falls the balaclava comes off his head. He quickly rushes to put it back on but notices the people closest to the door must have seen his face. He goes to the first man and says "did you get a look at my face?" the man says yes so the robber shoots him. After the screaming dies down he says to another man "did you get a look at my face" the man says "no but I think my wife did"
 
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The manager was spot on.
Working at a place like that means dealing with people and being someone they can relate to.
She has made herself look this way and is presumably happy with it but should not complain when someone else thinks it will not be a good look for the business she wants to join.
 
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Diego said:
The manager was spot on.
Working at a place like that means dealing with people and being someone they can relate to.
She has made herself look this way and is presumably happy with it but should not complain when someone else thinks it will not be a good look for the business she wants to join.
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Pfft, they're just not trying.

If the got the right sort of pens, they could save paper by letting the kids colour her in.
 
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A Slug makes his way into and upon a bar. He says to the barman "Gin and tonic please". Barman picks up the slug and hurls it out the door and onto the pavement. Three weeks later same slug same bar slug say's to the barman "What you do that for".
 
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Bullet tooth Tony said:
A Slug makes his way into and upon a bar. He says to the barman "Gin and tonic please". Barman picks up the slug and hurls it out the door and onto the pavement. Three weeks later same slug same bar slug say's to the barman "What you do that for".
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I didn’t even giggle when I first heard that in 1993.
 
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