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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Hmmm looks edited to me ... cuz the original had Liverpool as the last club <laugh>
     
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  2. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Two cheeks of the same farter
     
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    ^^^^ grass
     
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    Friend - I had a dream last night where I was eating this giant marshmallow. When I woke up you'll never guess what.
    Me - Don't tell me, you woke up and your pillow had mysteriously disappeared?
    Friend - No, my pillow was still there but my giant marshmallow had mysteriously disappeared.
     
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  5. monacoger

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    Hahaha, too funny, buddy
     
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  6. GroveRanger

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    Nicked that one from Danny Baker.
     
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    Give it back.
     
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    RILF

    <laugh>
     
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  10. GroveRanger

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    This is quicker than writing it out -

     
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    Classic <laugh>
     
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  13. DMD

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    Good old Clement Freud! It's a belter.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    When you cup your balls and hope nobody notices.
     
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    Sometimes not even your own balls, ya big ****tah
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

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    You got replacements?
     
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    ^^^^ Wishful thinking <hug>
     
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