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  1. GroveRanger

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    If you collect fossils in the Czech Republic does that mean you are into Prague Rock?
     
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  4. GroveRanger

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    I got a job as a bin man. I asked the boss if I would receive any training and he said not and that I'd pick it up as I went along.
     
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    Thanks to the wetwipe for collating these:
     
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    Especially if you walk out of Grand central, it's just like being in Mogadishu.
     
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    You been to Mogadishu then?
     
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    Yes, have you?
     
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    Not recently - but if I had I certainly would have taken some pics - could you share a few of yours for those less well travelled?
     
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    I've been to Somalia three times. It must be said that Mogadishu is a pretty desperate place. It is on a par with Ethiopia and Sudan for levels of poverty and inequality.

    Having said that, the Palms was a delightful place to stay and the staff were incredibly polite and helpful.
     
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    Is this below the belt?
     
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