Hilarious Jokes

[pompeymeowth]

I never wanted to be in showbusiness.

 

[Archers Road]

I never wanted to be in showbusiness.

They’re not laughing now

 

[HRH Custard VC]

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[pompeymeowth]

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A good match for you then, Fozzie.

 

[FosseFilberto]

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...a Krots?

 

[Diego]

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[DMD]

My mate made a big mistake when he picked on Ewan Hughes. He didn't realise he had his own army.

 

[HRH Custard VC]

Q: What did socialists use before candles?

A: Electricity

 

[DMD]

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[monacoger]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.


****in' yaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssss

 

[DMD]

What's small, red and whispers?
A hoarse radish

 

[pompeymeowth]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.


****in' yaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssss

Knock knock.

 

[monacoger]

Knock knock.

**** off, chicken

 

[Gambol]

Knock knock...

 

[monacoger]

Knock knock...

**** off, ya Jehovah bastard.

 

[DMD]

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[monacoger]

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To be fair, Robertson set up Bellingham too.

 

[Toby]

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[EDGE.]

I was going to make a joke about gay sex….


…. Butt **** it.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

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