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  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I never wanted to be in showbusiness.
     
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    They’re not laughing now
     
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    My mate made a big mistake when he picked on Ewan Hughes. He didn't realise he had his own army.
     
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    Q: What did socialists use before candles?

    A: Electricity
     
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the idiot's house.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    The chicken.


    ****in' yaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssss <party>
     
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    What's small, red and whispers?
    A hoarse radish
     
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    Knock knock.
     
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    **** off, chicken
     
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    Knock knock...
     
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    **** off, ya Jehovah bastard.
     
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    I was going to make a joke about gay sex….


    …. Butt **** it.
     
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