Janet Street Porter walks into a bar and asks "Can I get a large aperitif?"
The barman says "I ****ing doubt it."
The barman says "I ****ing doubt it."
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You know when you're on the loo and realise there's no paper, so you have to do that silly jeans-down, waddle to go and get some?
Well I'm nearly at Asda now and I've had some very strange looks.
Well I'm nearly at Asda now and I've had some very strange looks.
I want to shag you, just because you call it a loo. People who call it a toilet are generally paupers
I used to be told off, as a child, for saying loo, instead of lavatory.
Nev is a food gourmand.
He likes Neville cuisine.
