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  1. DMD

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    Janet Street Porter walks into a bar and asks "Can I get a large aperitif?"
    The barman says "I ****ing doubt it."
     
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    I got a lift to the sixteenth floor, and as I got out, the operator said, "Have a good day, son."
    "Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad!"
    He said: “No, but I brought you up, didn't I?".
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

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  4. monacoger

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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No, you simpleton ****.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    A hangerglider?
     
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    You know when you're on the loo and realise there's no paper, so you have to do that silly jeans-down, waddle to go and get some?

    Well I'm nearly at Asda now and I've had some very strange looks.
     
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    No
     
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    I want to shag you, just because you call it a loo. People who call it a toilet are generally paupers
     
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    I used to be told off, as a child, for saying loo, instead of lavatory.
     
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    It's a ****ehouse in any language.
     
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    ^^^^ pape
     
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    Toilet Pape ER
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Booo! Get aff the ****in stage <grr>
     
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