Have you seen the Jan Vertonghen video? Looks like a CF, not a CB.
Now that would be a cracking signing whether it was for us or for you. Doubt we can get him as he'll definitely be out of out price range.
But who needs him when we've got Hesakmi?
Have you seen the Jan Vertonghen video? Looks like a CF, not a CB.
Aye, this, I've complained about it in the past.
Have you seen the Jan Vertonghen video? Looks like a CF, not a CB.
He's checked in at Jesmond mate, from what I heard they flew out a couple of days back, talks opened and they've flown him over here to see if he'll settle easily.
Can't believe anyone ever beleived this bullshit. He's not on the books of his club, his name sounds a lot like 'Heskey' and his Wikipedia page was only recently created before being deleted as a hoax.
The YouTube video was a generic highlights video. Plus he's a defender yet shows all the qualities of an attacking player.
The only sources for it were Twitter (completely unreliable) and comments sections (utterly unreliable). There were no reliable sources whatsoever for the story, none of the football correspondents (Ryder, Douglas) ever RTed or talked about it.
It's absolute horseshit and I can't believe anyone fell for itl.
No mate, I'm hearing Charnley has flown out to discuss with his club and Thomas Hesakmi himself about the deal. It's hoped that we will have him in Jesmond by Friday so we can finalise the deal and complete the medical. However he won't formally ign until the end of January as he is leaving for a 2 week Finnish U19s training camp on Monday.
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Groan.......... not the Jesmond Check-ins again
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Groan.......... not the Jesmond Check-ins again
Has he not been photographed getting off the plane at Newcastle Airport?
I think we should sign Matt Phillips from Blackpool.
Young, quick, end product and he a right winger.

I've just been thinking about the name Hesakmi there, and I thought about it from the perspective of an anagram.
Guess what it's an anagram of?...
'Mike Ash'
If it's a hoax, then it's either a purposeful anagram, or the hoaxers didn't even realise and it's just some ****ed up coincidence.
Can't write him off already lads! He could be the next Pique for all we know... or the next Perch![]()