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  1. I Bleed Black & White

    I Bleed Black & White Member

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    I'm still not convinced he's a real person.
     
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  2. OMH

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    He is real.
     
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  3. overseasTOON

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    He's as real as Santa... and he's real. How else do you explain why my white picket fence in the garden was broken on Christmas Eve?

    It could only be due to a collision with Santa's sleigh and not me falling off the patio, charging blindly drunk through the fence at 2am as I tried to regain my balance, falling down 15 steps into the lower garden before coming to a stop in the middle of the lawn.
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    That couldn't have been you oT, must have been Santa.
     
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  5. overseasTOON

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    That's what I told the wife and I'm sticking with it.
     
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  6. AH

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    That is actually the most amazing coincidence I have ever seen in my life <laugh>

    Hesakmi must be freaked out a bit by it if he finds out? That his last name is practically an anagram of the club owner?
     
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  7. skalpel

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    I was actually staring wide eyed at the screen for a good 10 minutes last night when I read this <laugh>. Utterly stunning coincidence.
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    His long lost Daddy?
     
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  9. AH

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  10. The Secret Ingredient

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    you could do that with anything really though - chappaz = phazap which is russian for lambias <whistle>
     
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  11. skalpel

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    This.
     
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  12. biggeordiedave

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    If you say his name three times whilst looking in a mirror...nowt happens.
     
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  13. AH

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    Scarily true
     
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  14. overseasTOON

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    Damn.

    Type 'noot saesrevo' into Google and you get a link to a tranny escort service in Nottingham.
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    Nothing happened for me either. Maybe we aren't pronouncing it right.
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Amazing how you find these things out oT, getting a bit worried about you now. <whistle>
     
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  17. The Secret Ingredient

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    he's had too much time off
     
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  18. GGW

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    Anyone got FM12? Start a new game with the Finnish and Norweigan Leagues with a large database and then tell us he isn't real. Ok so his stats aren't that impressive but it's probable he's got potential on the game and has improved a lot this season in real life. Outside chance of a sub appearence v Blackburn anyone? Might book my ticket now, if he's confirmed I imagine the game will be a sell out.
     
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  19. Pipe4Life

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    mustn't be. he's stood watching me take a **** in the carsey as we speak. he mumbled something about being in jesmond only a second ago...
     
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  20. The Strawberry Syrup Man

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    so have we signed him?
     
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