Transfer Rumours Hesakmi

[I Bleed Black & White]

I'm still not convinced he's a real person.

 

[OMH]

I'm still not convinced he's a real person.

He is real.

 

[overseasTOON]

I'm still not convinced he's a real person.

He's as real as Santa... and he's real. How else do you explain why my white picket fence in the garden was broken on Christmas Eve?

It could only be due to a collision with Santa's sleigh and not me falling off the patio, charging blindly drunk through the fence at 2am as I tried to regain my balance, falling down 15 steps into the lower garden before coming to a stop in the middle of the lawn.

 

[Agent Bruce]

That couldn't have been you oT, must have been Santa.

 

[overseasTOON]

That couldn't have been you oT, must have been Santa.

That's what I told the wife and I'm sticking with it.

 

[AH]

I've just been thinking about the name Hesakmi there, and I thought about it from the perspective of an anagram.

Guess what it's an anagram of?...

'Mike Ash'

If it's a hoax, then it's either a purposeful anagram, or the hoaxers didn't even realise and it's just some ****ed up coincidence.

That is actually the most amazing coincidence I have ever seen in my life

Hesakmi must be freaked out a bit by it if he finds out? That his last name is practically an anagram of the club owner?

 

[skalpel]

That is actually the most amazing coincidence I have ever seen in my life

Hesakmi must be freaked out a bit by it if he finds out? That his last name is practically an anagram of the club owner?

I was actually staring wide eyed at the screen for a good 10 minutes last night when I read this . Utterly stunning coincidence.

 

[Agent Bruce]

That is actually the most amazing coincidence I have ever seen in my life

Hesakmi must be freaked out a bit by it if he finds out? That his last name is practically an anagram of the club owner?

His long lost Daddy?

 

[AH]

http://www.soccerway.com/teams/norway/idrettsklubben-start-kristiansand/squad/

No sign of Hesakmi (or Mike Ash)!! in the IK start team/squad

Nor in this one:

http://www.soccerway.com/teams/norway/idrettsklubben-start-kristiansand/squad/

Defo bullshit

Find Mike Williamson on here, then tell me if he exists or not.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/Teams/PlayerProfiles

 

[The Secret Ingredient]

you could do that with anything really though - chappaz = phazap which is russian for lambias

 

[skalpel]

you could do that with anything really though - chappaz = phazap which is russian for lambias

This.

 

[biggeordiedave]

If you say his name three times whilst looking in a mirror...nowt happens.

 

[AH]

you could do that with anything really though - chappaz = phazap which is russian for lambias

Scarily true

 

[overseasTOON]

Damn.

Type 'noot saesrevo' into Google and you get a link to a tranny escort service in Nottingham.

 

[Agent Bruce]

If you say his name three times whilst looking in a mirror...nowt happens.

Nothing happened for me either. Maybe we aren't pronouncing it right.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Damn.

Type 'noot saesrevo' into Google and you get a link to a tranny escort service in Nottingham.

Amazing how you find these things out oT, getting a bit worried about you now.

 

[The Secret Ingredient]

Amazing how you find these things out oT, getting a bit worried about you now.

he's had too much time off

 

[GGW]

Anyone got FM12? Start a new game with the Finnish and Norweigan Leagues with a large database and then tell us he isn't real. Ok so his stats aren't that impressive but it's probable he's got potential on the game and has improved a lot this season in real life. Outside chance of a sub appearence v Blackburn anyone? Might book my ticket now, if he's confirmed I imagine the game will be a sell out.

 

[Pipe4Life]

Nothing happened for me either. Maybe we aren't pronouncing it right.

mustn't be. he's stood watching me take a **** in the carsey as we speak. he mumbled something about being in jesmond only a second ago...

 

[The Strawberry Syrup Man]

so have we signed him?