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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by skalpel, Jan 3, 2012.

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  1. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Now that would be a cracking signing whether it was for us or for you. Doubt we can get him as he'll definitely be out of out price range.

    But who needs him when we've got Hesakmi?
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Jan 4, 2012
  2. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    so have i

    exactly not one tackle in the vid took digging around to find a vid where he made two tackles
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Jan 4, 2012
  3. TJR_NUFC

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    No mate, I'm hearing Charnley has flown out to discuss with his club and Thomas Hesakmi himself about the deal. It's hoped that we will have him in Jesmond by Friday so we can finalise the deal and complete the medical. However he won't formally ign until the end of January as he is leaving for a 2 week Finnish U19s training camp on Monday.
     
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    TJR_NUFC, Jan 4, 2012
  4. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Maybe you just can't pick up on the excitement from over there in Queensland? The air is electric over here, you can just feel something is happening!
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie, Jan 4, 2012
  5. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Think they must have booked the room early then, the woman sounded very hesitant when I asked if a Mr. Hesakmi was staying there, before saying she couldn't reveal anything, must mean they're confident. From what I know his agent is keen for him to look around Newcastle before any deal is signed which is fair enough. If im honest I can see us signing him late January and letting Start keep him until the summer.
     
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  6. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    Anyone want to tell me what the hell is going on here, does the kid exist or not. **** it feels like you lot have conspired to create a thread to confuse the hell out of me, im not on the truman show am I
     
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  7. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    Reading further

    Groan.......... not the Jesmond Check-ins again
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    Has he not been photographed getting off the plane at Newcastle Airport?
     
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  9. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    Wasnt the best picture but the greasy finger smudge on the lense bore a striking resemblance
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    Was he wearing black shoes, black shades and a white raincoat?
     
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  11. Poyet's Eleven

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    No!! I've been saying since Blackpool were relegated we (Sunderland) should sign him! Stay clear <grr>
     
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  12. Chappaz

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    I've just been thinking about the name Hesakmi there, and I thought about it from the perspective of an anagram.

    Guess what it's an anagram of?...

    'Mike Ash'

    If it's a hoax, then it's either a purposeful anagram, or the hoaxers didn't even realise and it's just some ****ed up coincidence.
     
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  13. skalpel

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    This is pretty much the most amazing coincidence I have ever seen.
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    Could we live with a Mike Ashley and a Mike Ash?
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Come on now, when Perch was made they threw away the mould.
     
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  17. I Bleed Black & White

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    I've just asked my parrot who is friends with Mike Ashley's parakeet and he said its happening!

    Heskey.. Errr I mean Hesakmi will be with us in no time.
     
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  18. Pipe4Life

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    here we bloody go. i'll believe it when i see it. but in the meantime i better get his name tattoo'd one leg just in case....
     
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  19. Willa Pond

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    Guys - wasn't 'Hesakmi' a product of those drunken love letters 5-1 posted on Sunderland and Noocarstle boards on New Years Eve?
     
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  20. overseasTOON

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    He's good but he's no Rozzazinhio...
     
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